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\"\"<\/a>Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
\nA: He’ll tell you.<\/p>\n

Q: What’s the difference between God and fighter pilots?
\nA: God doesn’t think he’s a fighter pilot.<\/p>\n

Q: What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
\nA: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.<\/p>\n

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