{"id":128,"date":"2011-08-11T19:06:52","date_gmt":"2011-08-11T19:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/americainuniform\/?p=128"},"modified":"2011-08-15T13:50:28","modified_gmt":"2011-08-15T13:50:28","slug":"the-ultimate-foxhole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/americainuniform\/2011\/08\/the-ultimate-foxhole.html","title":{"rendered":"The Ultimate Foxhole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ON BIVOUAC\u00a0in basic training at Fort Lewis, Wash., each of us had to dig a foxhole. It was supposed to be deep and narrow, but as I attempted to do it justice, mine got deeper and wider. The commanding officer finally walked over to me and, looking into the gaping hole, asked, &#8220;A tank trap, soldier?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;Contributed to &#8220;Humor In Uniform&#8221; by Callan S. Riggs<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<div>\n<div>Provided Courtesy of <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rd.com\/\">Reader&#8217;s Digest<\/a><\/strong>. 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