{"id":1083,"date":"2011-11-25T10:00:32","date_gmt":"2011-11-25T10:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/americainuniform\/?p=1083"},"modified":"2011-11-15T19:14:28","modified_gmt":"2011-11-15T19:14:28","slug":"classified-information","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/americainuniform\/2011\/11\/classified-information.html","title":{"rendered":"Classified Information"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/americainuniform\/files\/2011\/11\/Station_Juneau_sm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1173\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/293\/2011\/11\/Station_Juneau_sm-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>While standing watch in the Coast Guard station in Juneau, Alaska, I got a call from the Navy in the nearby city of Adak. 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