3 Bears Joke
Three bears are facing a hunter and his buddies. The guns are aimed squarely at the trio. There's Papa Bear, Mama Bear, and Mama's slow-witted cousin Dufus Bear.
One hunter shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly Papa Bear yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. He manages to escape.
The angry hunters then bring Mama Bear forward, and they shout, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Mama Bear screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes.
By this point, Cousin Dufus Bear figured out what the others did. The guards bring him forward, and the hunter shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Dufus Bear shouts, "fire!!"