I Don't Read No Stinkin' Parenting Magazines
So the other day I was reading some sappy crap on Huff Post when they started talking about helicopter parenting and I was like what is that - so I decided to look it up. Holy cow, there’s like a name for every kind of parent out there. Who knew?! Well, probably half of you because you read parenting books, but all I ever read is People magazine so I had no idea. I scan it to see which of these styles I am.
Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me. Not me.
Awesome. Basically I don’t fit in anywhere and I belong on the island of misfits. So here goes. My very scientific analysis of the five different parenting styles and why I’m not any of them.