Did you ever have a floor that simply wouldn't come clean, no matter how much soap, spray and scouring powder you used? Late one night I finally gave up on the bathroom in the building where I work. Lord, I think it'll take a miracle to clean this floor. I decided to tackle it again tomorrow.

First thing next morning I mentioned the floor to the other cleaning lady who works with me. "Well, it looks fine now," she said. I went to check it out. Shiny, clean, not a spot on it! "Thanks," I said, figuring my partner must have gotten an early start. "I didn't touch it," she said. "I just got here myself."

Advertisers may promise miracle cleaners, but God actually delivers them!