Hank Hill - King of the Hill

Hank Hill is the king of propane-themed one liners and hilarious moral comments (“I wasn't flirting with her! I didn't even mention that I worked in propane!”), but he is also a wonderful dad to his son Bobby and his niece Luanne.  He may not understand them (“that boy ain’t right!”), but his love for them is never in doubt, even if he has difficulty expressing it.