Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? A: He couldn't afford plane fare Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A: A sham rock Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day? A: Because they're always wearing green Q: What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? A: A Jolly Green Giant Q: What did one Irish ghost say to the other? A: 'Top o' the moaning! Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? A: He's Dublin over with laughter!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!