Is baseball recorded in the Bible?
Yes. In the BIG-inning, Rebekah took the pitcher to the well, David struck out Goliath, and the prodigal son made a home run.
What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land. And Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
This joke was reprinted from "Laugh Yourself Healthy" by Charles and Frances Hunter, with permission of Strang Communications. Copyright 2008. All rights reserved.