Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother, but I prayed for a puppy. Joyce Dear God, My father told me about being born, but that doesn't sound right. He was kidding, right? Marsha Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? Norma Dear God, Did you really mean, "Do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother! Darla Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. Sincerely, Donna Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all of the people in the whole world. There are only four people in our whole family and I can never do it. Nan Dear God, If we come back as something else, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. Love, Denise Dear God, In Bible times did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer Dear God, What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you had everything. Jane Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and my father was mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you won't hurt him anyway. Your friend (I'm not going to tell You my name.) - Joke shared on Beliefnet's Religious Humor page