Biblical bumper stickers: Jonah: Save the Whales The Israelites: Honk If You Love Moses Elijah: My Other Chariot Rolls Goliath: Support the Ban on Slingshots Lot: If You Can’t See Sodom, You’re Too Close Methuselah: Be Kind to Senior Citizens From "Moses' Favorite Travel Jokes," published by Barbour Publishing, Inc., Uhrichsville, Ohio. Copyright 2009. Used by permission of Barbour Publishing, Inc.