Beliefnet
Confucius Say: "Man who drive like hell bound to get there." Confucius Say: "Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement." Confucius Say: "Women who put detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy!" Confucius Say: "Never argue with fool...he may be doing the same thing." Confucius Say: "Best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring." Confucius Say: "Adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money." Confucius Say: "An old grave digger is called an Elderberry." Confucius Say: "People who have gift of gab, not know how to wrap it up." Confucius Say: "Time flies like arrow. Fruit flies like bananas." Confucius Say: "A man who sits on tack gets point and will surely rise." - Joke shared by Beliefnet member Jalus