Q: Have you heard the latest UU miracle? A: Someone saw the face of Ralph Waldo Emerson on a tortilla. Q: Why can't Unitarian Universalists sing very well in choirs? A: Because they're always reading ahead to see if they agree with the next verse. Q: What do you get when you cross a Unitarian Universalist with a Jehovah's Witness? A: Somebody who comes knocking at your door for no apparent reason.