The church service was over. The pastor stood at the door shaking hands with the people as he left. A woman shook his hand and said, “You know what? I don’t think I’ll come back anymore. Every time I come, either you sing ‘He Arose’ or ‘Silent Night, Holy Night.’
This joke was reprinted from "Laugh Yourself Healthy" by Charles and Frances Hunter, with permission of Strang Communications. Copyright 2008. All rights reserved.