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Joke! Beer, Fishing, Golf & Sex (ROFLOL!!!)

posted by Donna Calvin

  A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and […]

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Christian Humor: Jokes you can say in front of the preacher ☺☺☺

posted by Donna Calvin

      Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, ‘What do you think about all this Satan stuff?’ The other boy replied, ‘Well, you know […]

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HUM☺R – A New Supermarket

posted by Donna Calvin

A while ago a new supermarket opened in San Antonio, Texas. ………………………………………………………………………………………………… It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of  distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. […]

HUM☺R – Investment tips for 2011

posted by Donna Calvin

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of […]

HUM☺R – Bar Bet

posted by Donna Calvin

Wow, you are going to love this one. The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into […]

HUM☺R – Actual call center conversations!

posted by Donna Calvin

Customer: ‘I’ve been calling 700-1000 for two days and can’t get through; Can you help?’ Operator: ‘Where did you get that number, sir?’ Customer: ‘It’s on the door of the business.’ Operator: ‘Sir, those are the hours that they are open.’ […]

HUM☺R – Texting for Seniors – R☺TFL☺L !!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by Donna Calvin

Texting for Seniors Teens have theirs, now seniors can have their own texting codes (LOL OMG e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate … after all the kids have all their little codes…like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes […]

HUM☺R (OR WISDOM) – A LITTLE OF BOTH – PARAPROSDOKIANS

posted by Donna Calvin

||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| “Paraprosdokian” definition: “Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation.” “Where there’s a will, I want to be in it,” is a type of paraprosdokian. Enj☺y! 1. […]

HUM☺R – California Man Referred to Psych Observation

posted by Donna Calvin

You may have heard on the news about a southern California man put under 72-hour psychiatric observation. It occurred when he was found to own 100 guns, and allegedly had (by rough estimate) one million rounds of ammunition stored in […]

HUM☺R from Carey Masci

posted by Donna Calvin

☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺………………… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Obama said We won’t get to where we need to go if we don’t travel on this road together. The only problem is people can’t afford the gas to travel on that road with him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Obama said […]

HUM☺R – Athletes Say the Darnedest Things

posted by Donna Calvin

Why Athletes Can’t Have Regular Jobs    ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺   ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; 1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I wan’ all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan’ All the kids to […]

Humor ☺Clean Jokes ☺

posted by Donna Calvin

600 Story Hotel Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high. Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first […]

HUMOR! A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.

posted by Donna Calvin

After being married for thirty years….a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks….. “What does that mean?” He said, “Adorable, […]

Funny Clean Computer Jokes

posted by Donna Calvin

Exercise Joke For those keyboard jockeys (those with jobs that require sitting at a computer all day) who don’t want to spend the money for those fancy exercise machines, here is a little secret for building arm and shoulder muscles. […]

LOL! Jay Leno: Obama El Paso Speech Marred By Illegal’s Crossing (video)

posted by Donna Calvin

Oh, you’re going to get a laugh outta this one!

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Texas Man’s Pregnant Wife Never Wanted to Have a Gun in the House – But Now She’s Sure Glad He Insisted
Item #1 of 2 [caption id="attachment_28130" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Guns save more lives protecting the innocent and victims of crime than any mainstream news outlet has ever told you about! Thank God that lawful citizens are ...

posted 10:42:28pm Sep. 13, 2013 | read full post »

Heartwarming! Service dog helps teen with diabetes
Calvin's Commentary: The following story and video is about a young 18-year old teenager, Sadie Jensen, with a debilitating, life-threatening, incurable, life-long illness and a service dog named Bailey. Bailey has been trained to detect and ...

posted 9:57:47pm Sep. 13, 2013 | read full post »

9-11-TRIBUTE-2013 ~ 2 Million Bikers Rally To Washington DC vs Million Muslim Demonstration where 20-25 Showed up for ill-timed "No Fear" Protest
KNOW HOW THE MUSLIMS CAN GET PEOPLE TO STOP FEARING THEM? THEY DON'T NEED TO DEMONSTRATE! JUST QUIT BLOWING UP CHRISTIANS AND OTHER PEOPLE AND BUILDINGS! QUIT BEHEADING NON MUSLIMS! STOP THEIR TERROR TACTICS! STOP MAKING WARS IN THE ...

posted 10:36:17pm Sep. 12, 2013 | read full post »

Family dog helps alert parents to abusive baby sitter (video)
Good Dog! Snitched on ill-treatment of his beloved family member and sent babysitter to jail! ↓To view video, click large arrow in center below↓ A loyal and protective dog helped alert parents to an abusive baby sitter in South ...

posted 8:48:41pm Sep. 12, 2013 | read full post »

Sept.11,2013 - 3 Good News Stories #3: Fisherman Reels in Wallet Stolen 3 Years Ago
GOOD NEWS ARTICLE #3 [caption id="attachment_28048" align="aligncenter" width="608"] Stolen Wallet found by Joshua Woods while fishing.  But there's an even stranger twist to this story. Woods wasn't always the person he is today and ...

posted 12:36:17am Sep. 11, 2013 | read full post »

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