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  A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and […]

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      Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, ‘What do you think about all this Satan stuff?’ The other boy replied, ‘Well, you know […]

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A while ago a new supermarket opened in San Antonio, Texas. ………………………………………………………………………………………………… It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of  distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. […]

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of […]

Wow, you are going to love this one. The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into […]

Customer: ‘I’ve been calling 700-1000 for two days and can’t get through; Can you help?’ Operator: ‘Where did you get that number, sir?’ Customer: ‘It’s on the door of the business.’ Operator: ‘Sir, those are the hours that they are open.’ […]

Texting for Seniors Teens have theirs, now seniors can have their own texting codes (LOL OMG e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate … after all the kids have all their little codes…like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes […]

||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| “Paraprosdokian” definition: “Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation.” “Where there’s a will, I want to be in it,” is a type of paraprosdokian. Enj☺y! 1. […]

You may have heard on the news about a southern California man put under 72-hour psychiatric observation. It occurred when he was found to own 100 guns, and allegedly had (by rough estimate) one million rounds of ammunition stored in […]

☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺………………… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Obama said We won’t get to where we need to go if we don’t travel on this road together. The only problem is people can’t afford the gas to travel on that road with him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Obama said […]

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