By Jamie Weinstein
During the 2008 presidential election, Barack Obama glided to victory promising not only “hope” but also “change.” His campaign also came up with a carefully crafted slogan: “Yes We Can.”
As the president’s campaign team thinks up shiny new slogans for Obama’s 2012 re-election effort, The Daily Caller decided to help them out by coming up with ten very bad options that should be scrapped immediately.
10.) No we couldn’t, but maybe if you gave us four more years we can? Vote Obama 2012.
9.) There is only so low we can go before we bottom out. Vote Obama 2012.
8.) I still have so many speeches left to give. Vote Obama 2012.
7.) We’re not better off than we were 4 years ago, but we are better than we were 400 years ago! Vote Obama 2012.
6.) Goodbye 18-hole Sundays, hello 9-hole Saturdays. Vote Obama 2012.
5.) Give Carter the second term he never had. Vote Obama 2012.
4.) Four words: Attorney General John Edwards. Vote Obama 2012.
3.) Ain’t no party like an Obama inauguration party and you won’t get one if you don’t vote for me. Vote Obama 2012.
2.) Two words: More Biden. Vote Obama 2012.
1.) 9/11 was an inside job. Vote Obama 2012.