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Texting for Seniors

Teens have theirs, now seniors can have their own texting codes (LOL OMG e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate … after all the kids have all their little codes…like BFF, LOL, etc. So here are some codes for seniors:

  • ATD – At the Doctor’s
  • BFF – Best Friends Funeral
  • BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
  • BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
  • CBM – Covered by Medicare
  • CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
  • DWI – Driving While Incontinent
  • FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
  • FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
  • FYI – Found Your Insulin
  • GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
  • GHA – Got Heartburn Again
  • HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
  • IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
  • LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
  • LOL – Living on Lipitor
  • LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On
  • OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
  • OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
  • ROFL..CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
  • TOT – Texting on Toilet
  • TTYL – Talk to You Louder
  • WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
  • WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again
  • WTP – Where’re the Prunes
  • WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

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