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Woman Arrested for Putting Infant in Bed of Truck (Associated Press)
- A central Florida woman is charged with child neglect after authorities say she rode in the bed of a pickup truck with an 8-month old child next to her in a stroller.
Woman Calls Police Over Missing Remote Control (Associated Press)
- A woman called police after she couldn’t find her television remote control.
Man Arrested for Fishing Nude (Associated Press)
- Spokane County sheriff’s deputies have arrested a 54-year-old man after he was spotted fishing naked.
- People living and working near the Grand Army Plaza Park in New York said the property has become overrun with rabbit-sized rats.
Man Scales Barbed-Wire Fence – Into Prison (Associated Press)
- Most inmates are trying to get out of prison, but authorities say they caught a California parolee trying to sneak back in.
- Police in Illinois said a man who fled a taxi cab without paying left items behind, including his ID and a bong for smoking marijuana.
- Authorities in Illinois said they used medication to recover a diamond ring from a Chicago repairman accused of swallowing it while working on a suburban home.