Two young businessmen in Connecticut were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, “I’ll bet that any minute some senior citizen is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.”

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, “What are you sellin’ here?”

One of the men replied sarcastically, “We’re selling ugly idiots.”

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, “You must be doing well. Only two of you left.”

Don't mess with seniors, especially if they're armed with a CANE!

Seniors — don’t mess with them, They didn’t get old by being stupid!

Watchwoman – Okay, wiseguys, for those of you who have heard this before, so I cleaned up a word and changed it to “ugly idiots.” This is a clean, pro-Christian, Holy Bible Believing blog! There are only two uses of the word “ass” permissible on Watchwoman on the Wall’s blog. One is to describe the Democrat’s symbol and the other is the usage of naming an animal, which the King James Bible does, 80 times from Genesis 22:3 to 2nd Peter 2:16.  Moral of the story: Don’t be a Democrat symbol or the animal so named 80 times in the Bible!  Tee hee.  ▬  Donna Calvin

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