A List That Explains Most Everything

 
All Dems may not be communists, but all commies and socialist vote Democrat.

When your friends cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They can then pick their reasons from this “TOP 12″…
 
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1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

 

 

 

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
 
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11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE AND CHANGE”.


12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my dupa it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

 

 

 

 

 

The idea for this country, contained in our founding documents, was revolutionary and brilliant, and it was about limited governmentproperty rightsself-reliance, and self-determination ~~which makes it a conservative idea!

Interesting document…have never seen a birth certificate that didn’t list the weight and length of a baby. 

As for the last three years, I continue to sing with the chorus that says it doesn’t matter where he was born…his father was a Kenyan and in this country as a student with no permanent domicile here and distinct foreign interests.

We continue to allow this guy to make a mockery of our Constitution, Declaration of Indepedence and the rule of law.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No need to search for his birth certificate because his parents needed to be born in the USA and his father was not! Hence he does not qualify to be president —- IMPEACH on those grounds and be done with it!
Blessings, 

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