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Girl: “I am bigger than Jasper, so I could just take his pudding.”

Me: “You will not take his pudding. I am bigger than you, so I will enforce that.”

Girl: “I was just joking about taking Jasper’s pudding.”

Me: “I’m not sure that you were.”

Girl: “Knock-knock!”

Me: “Who’s there?”

Girl: “Jasper’s pudding!”

Me: “Jasper’s pudding who?”

Girl: “Jasper’s-pudding-I’m-taking-you-boo-hoo! SEE? I TOLD YOU it was a JOKE.”

Ba-dum-BUM.

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