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Distracted, southern, mommy, voracious reader of all things crap.

I like electric blankets, dogs wearing cones, and people with depression (because they tend to be nice). I don't like earthquakes, pesto, or changing lanes near a semi.

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Stephanie Drury
I sort of consider myself an expert on Christian culture as I am a preacher's kid and I'm also married to a preacher's kid.
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#210 Mandatory chapel at Bible college

Christian colleges know they can’t actually make you worship, but they can make you appear to worship, and that’s good enough for them.

#209 Perceiving persecution

Jesus said being persecuted goes with the territory of following him, and some of those followers are really on the lookout.

#208 Missionary dating

When someone in Christian culture meets a delicious non-Christian they will usually assume a missionary position with them.

#207 Marrying young

Christian culture gets married young. You just can’t fornicate if you’re married, and that takes care of that.

#206 “You are now entering the mission field” signs

89% of evangelical church parking lots contain one of these signs. But the sign is never positioned so that you see it while you’re driving into the lot. It’s so you can only see it when you’re driving away.

#112 Not Xmas

Although X has been used for centuries as a sanctioned abbreviation for ??????? (Greek for Christ), Christian culture has a sneaking suspicion this is really a calculated method to nudge Christ out of his own holiday.

#205 Capitalism

If you have spent time within American Christian culture, you have probably inferred that free-market capitalism is God’s chosen economic system.

#109 Keeping Christ in Christmas

Christian culture is alarmed by all things politically correct. They say the increasing use of the phrase happy holidays is an affront to keeping Christ in Christmas and it’s just one more sign that this country is headed for hell in a handbasket.

#204 Not giving money to the homeless

Evangelicals will sooner pass them by than give them money.

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