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Stuff Christian Culture Likes

Stuff Christian Culture Likes

January 1970 Archives

#185 The stay-at-home pastor’s wife

posted by Stephanie Drury

There is an unwritten rule in Christian culture that pastor’s wives do not work outside the home.

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#184 Saying “Now, I know what you’re thinking.”

posted by Stephanie Drury

This is a fun little catchphrase that every pastor keeps chambered. He uses it after saying something he imagines was startling.

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#183 Not the mosque at Ground Zero

posted by Stephanie Drury

Much of American Christian culture opposes the plans for a mosque to be built at Ground Zero.

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#182 Swank church buildings

posted by Stephanie Drury

Who wants visit a boring-looking church with lame fonts and hymnals?

#181 Jim Elliot

posted by Stephanie Drury

Jim Elliot is now blisteringly famous within Christian culture for being a martyr of the faith.

#180 Quiet times

posted by Stephanie Drury

The quiet time is a hallowed institution in Christian culture.

#179 Abusing “awesome”

posted by Stephanie Drury

“Awesome” is Christian culture’s favorite adjective for God. It’s their default descriptor when speaking of him.

#86 Leaving a gospel tract with the tip

posted by Stephanie Drury

Christian culture is historically known for leaving a gospel tract when they tip in restaurants.

#178 Proposition 8

posted by Stephanie Drury

With the overturning of Proposition 8, Christian culture is certain the end times are upon us.

#177 Family bumper stickers

posted by Stephanie Drury

Christian culture likes to display their families in stick-figure effigy on their vans and SUVs

#176 Not Anne Rice

posted by Stephanie Drury

Hoo boy, they’re pissed! Last week Anne Rice said she’s done with being a Christian, and Christian culture couldn’t be more indignant.

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auf Wiedersehen
My contract with Beliefnet is up and I'll be back on my own ad-free domain again. Beliefnet has been really lovely to me and I appreciate their letting me write whatever I want without trying to censor anything. I will be back on my blogger ...

posted 7:56:21pm Feb. 21, 2011 | read full post »

#210 Mandatory chapel at Bible college
Most Christian colleges require students to attend chapel services. Chapel is not an option, it's part of the curriculum. If you don't fulfill your chapel quota, you don't graduate. Though Christianity purports to operate under the auspices of ...

posted 7:06:31pm Feb. 11, 2011 | read full post »

#209 Perceiving persecution
Christian culture is vigilant about persecution. Jesus said being persecuted goes with the territory of following him, and some of those followers are really on the lookout. Christian culture sees persecution in all sorts of things and they ...

posted 6:16:31pm Feb. 03, 2011 | read full post »

#208 Missionary dating
When someone in Christian culture meets a delicious non-Christian they will usually assume a missionary position with them. Missionary dating is when you date a non-Christian for the express purpose of proselytizing so as to instigate their ...

posted 6:16:57pm Jan. 27, 2011 | read full post »

#207 Marrying young
Christian culture gets married young. The reason isn't entirely clear, but the general consensus is that it drastically lowers the risk of fornication. You just can't fornicate if you're married, and that takes care of that. Fornication is ...

posted 6:33:07pm Jan. 19, 2011 | read full post »

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