Today the rate of savage religious persecution in north America is at an all-time low, while the Jesus fish enjoys ubiquity on car bumpers. The question is, why? Do they think it’s some sort of advertising? Good thing that car had a Jesus fish so you can tell it was a Christian who just cut you off.
The Jesus fish frequently appears in tandem with conservative bumper stickers. It very seldom appears alongside a liberal sticker. Sometimes it is even observed to be eating a delicious Darwin fish. (That’ll show them.)
Fun fact: If you use the term “Jesus fish” while talking to a Christian, chances are they’ll be happy to tell you that it’s actually called an ichthus and that it’s spelled ?????.