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#69 Saying “Let’s close in prayer”

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At the end of any sort of talk given where Christians are known to be present, the speaker will say “Let’s close in prayer.” They cannot help themselves.



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David

posted March 17, 2009 at 11:16 am


My List of the Ten Most Innapropriate Times to Say “Let’s Close in Prayer”:–While someone at the table is choking on a chicken bone.–Before paying cab fare–When your date leans in to give you a kiss.–After burning an effigy of the other team’s mascot.–In Hell–While appearing as a guest on the Bill Maher Show.–When your sexual partner says “Okay,now it’s my turn.”–While sticking up a bank.–In Heaven–During another prayer.



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Mumsy

posted March 17, 2009 at 10:36 pm


An 11th commandment: After you rear-end a guy on the freeway and then try to lead him to Jesus. No kidding, my friend’s crazy brother tried to do exactly that.



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Steve

posted March 18, 2009 at 5:32 am


What I love is when the pastor makes it a question rather than an exhortation: “Will you pray with me?” instead of “Let us pray.”



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jeremy

posted March 19, 2009 at 5:33 am


LOL that’s going to be my new line for socially inappropriate and/or (dare I say) awkward situations.



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Kadi

posted March 19, 2009 at 12:58 pm


As a Sunday School teacher, I am so guilty of saying this on a regular basis. WV: tonymin: a miniature version of Tony Soprano



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the nibbling marmot

posted March 22, 2009 at 4:12 am


Love the top ten.



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Susan deWaalMalefyt

posted October 9, 2009 at 5:20 pm


hehehhehehe their feet are bare :)



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Pandasnownium

posted February 5, 2011 at 4:00 am


At least the phrase synchronizes the group prayer. I find it weird when the pastor runs straight into prayer mode barely pausing after his closing remarks dear lord thank you for the enlightenment you have brought us today….



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