Christians aren’t so sure about celebrating a holiday that revolves around demons and evil. Many of them do research about Halloween’s origins and decide they don’t want to celebrate what orginated as a pagan holiday.
You’d think they own stock in them.
Christian culture does not feel that spanking is the same thing as hitting. They will defend it to their dying breath.
Christian culture enjoys inspirational email forwards. These are often sent en masse to everyone in the sender’s address book (cc’d, not bcc’d) and they usually feature centered text in varying boldness and font size throughout the message, made wonky by repeated forwards.