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#21 “Relevant” Churches

posted by Stephanie Drury

by guest contributer Joey Sanchez with Stephanie Drury


Churches need to attract people. They need to be cool. It seems they think the message of Christ’s grace is not enough on its own, it must be accompanied by worship music played to tracks, preachers who offer sermon series such as “The Pathway of Peace”, and services that last 58 minutes. (Other words in the relevant lexicon include “emergent,” “resurgent,”
“missional,” and “authentic.”)

Since pastors are employed by these churches, they too need to be as relevant as possible. Distressed jeans, brewery t-shirts (remember I said relevant), wireless headset mics, and thin Bibles that don’t look like Bibles are a must. These churches also like to play U2 songs during their worship sets, leaving a perfect opportunity for the pastor to explain that we “still haven’t found what we’re looking for.”

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If you attend a relevant church you will likely encounter a video screen either behind the pastor or brandishing the pastor’s face if he is actually preaching from another location (which means you are in a church satellite). On this screen of relevance they will probably show a video ushering in the pastor’s sermon. This video will be “edgy.” To Christian culture “edgy” means that it is loud, features choppy editing, and that any old people in the church (there aren’t many to start with) might hate it to the point of writing a vigorously annoyed review on the comment card and possibly not return.

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In every instance of relevance the church prides itself on its creativity and may even have someone titled Creative Pastor on staff. But with this creativity they are pretty much doing the same thing as every other relevant church, so it doesn’t really end up being too creative.

Relevant churches often strenuously encourage marriage. Once someone is married they often encourage wives to quit their jobs and husbands to earn a certain amount of money, and they prompt everyone to breed. Relevant churches also have “lay counsel,” which are counselors who are usually not certified or qualified by any standards other than they may have gone to the church or been a Christian for a long time. Relevant churches often strongly discourage anyone to seek therapy or counseling outside of their dubiously-qualified lay counsel. As a result, untreated postpartum depression is rampant in these churches and poses a distinct threat to the marriages and children the church urged people towards in the first place.



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Simone

posted August 17, 2008 at 11:15 am


Is “Beautiful Day” another popular song?



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Anonymous

posted August 21, 2008 at 2:10 pm


I’ve never actually known a MHC service to be shorter than 90 minutes – though that was absolutely true of the church I went to as a kid back in Texas.



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jmarinara

posted June 7, 2009 at 4:20 pm


"These churches also like to play U2 songs during their worship sets, leaving a perfect opportunity for the pastor to explain that we "still haven't found what we're looking for.""This would be a good sign that you aren't in a church at all. You're in some sort of glorified moose club trying to attract young people.The writer of this blog would do well to actually find a church or a Christian before making fun of them.



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Anonymous

posted September 2, 2009 at 11:43 pm


I love how the name "Mark Driscoll" has become a punch line in so many circles.I always feel that these types are using a different definition of "relevant" than I am.



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susan hall

posted October 6, 2009 at 9:32 am


you're critique about their lay "counseling" is right on, steph. as a qualified/licensed mental health counselor and theologian, i'm frequently horrified by the so-called counsel that women get in their churches. it is neither psychologically nor theologically sound! i wish more people were having this discussion.



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Chrissy

posted October 24, 2009 at 12:12 pm


Susan Hall, It also horrifies me! I received A LOT of that "wise counsel." I was discouraged from pursuing an acting career because "secular" college and theater are "worldly." Education is generally discouraged unless you study theology, (which I did for a time, with the hope of becoming a pastor's wife or missionary), or nursing. Wasn't until I went through a very long process of evaluating "sacred vs. secular" that I understood that my talent is God-given, and therefore, holy. I was keen on listening to my pastors for so long because my dad suffers debilitating depression. My dad though, is very wise. My pastor's counsel confused me, and I frequently distrusted my dad, and somehow concluded that he was depressed because he must not be Christian enough. They were content to let me assume as much. Until I decided that I definitely wanted to finish school (the whole process took 8 years of quitting and resuming) and that my desire was not wrong, I had struggled with their "counsel." My dad encouraged me saying "Jesus taught us 2 things when He washed the disciples feet. He taught us to serve each other. But He also taught us that even if you walk with Jesus, your feet will get dirty. You don't need a whole bath, because you've been made wholly clean, and He will continue to wash your feet as they are guaranteed to get dusty as you walk. The world can't corrupt you. You don't need to fear what they call unrighteousness. When Christ said, 'It is finished,' He meant it. We're free." Best counsel I ever got, from a man who becomes weary with suffering, but loves Christ, and wrestles with Him with no thought of how church may perceive him. I'm an actor now. I see a Jewish, highly qualified shrink. The Bible still fascinates and challenges me. Church still bugs me, but I'm working it out :)



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Mel T

posted November 9, 2009 at 8:50 pm


The Christian search for relevance. Bitingly ironic post. Thank you.



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Paul

posted August 17, 2010 at 3:04 pm


jmarinara wrote “The writer of this blog would do well to actually find a church or a Christian before making fun of them.”
I am a recovering ex-Christian, who attended six different churches over a 20-year span, various denominations (Baptist, Bible, Foursquare, Independent, Alliance), and found these to be hallmarks of each of these churches — trying to be relevant. You know WHY churches need to be relevant? Because now that religion does not have a supernatural stranglehold on the mind of man, religion is irrelevant to the 21st century educated person in affluent nations. That is why the emphasis on missions — go get all the uneducated, superstitious people in foreign countries, they’re the only ones who will believe in this stuff anymore. … That is, unless you manipulate their emotions, make them feel happy and accepted (that is, until they do one of the unpardonable sins, like having sex outside of marriage).



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