Now that we have entered the final week of the Harold Camping-certified End Times, it behooves us to consider the signs. Here goes.
* Osama (the false Antichrist) Bin Laden killed by Barack H. (not the false Antichrist) Obama.
* Forces of Repression (viz. Gog and Magog) at work all over Middle East.
* House of Representatives kills off Medicare. (Who needs it?)
* Head of IMF (aka Root of all Evil) arrested for sexual assault.
* Poll numbers of Barack H. (not the false Antichrist) Obama headed north.
* Mike Huckabee removes hat from presidential ring. (Talk about the Great Disappointment!)
* Newt Gingrich, convert to Catholic Church (i.e. astride Whore of Babylon), jumps into presidential ring.
* Democrats threaten to capture NY-26.
* All Facebook pages inscribed with number “666.”
* Lots of earthquakes, tornadoes, floods.
* Yankees drop three in a row to Boston at the stadium.
* Doonesbury recognizes End of World at hand.