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Choir Positions Open
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Daily Joke Found in an actual church bulletin: Positions open in soprano, alto, tenor and bass. No others need apply. PHYSICAL QUALIFICATIONS: Must be able to carry light musical notes part way across the sanctuary. Must have sufficient vision to see the director. EXPERIENCE: No applications will be accepted from persons who have not sung,…
New Pet
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A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his…
Understanding a Woman’s Language
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Daily Joke Sometimes our body language will help us keep the sacred vow of using respectful language. Here’s how we do it: “Fine” – This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how…
Van Gogh’s Relatives
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The family history of the famous artist Vincent Van Gogh has been recently discovered in a European monastery. There is now a record of his many relatives. Among them were: His dizzy aunt . . . . Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes . . . . Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at…
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