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Funny Christians
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“I believe teenagers are God’s revenge on mankind. One day God is looking down over his creation and says to himself, ‘Hey, let’s see how they like it to create someone in their own image who denies their existence.'” – Jeff Allen, Christian Comedian Why does stand-up comedy have to be so blasphemous? I was…
Deep Thoughts
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– I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it. – I had amnesia once — or twice. – I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what? – Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic. – All I ask is a chance…
Bad Relationships
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Two church ladies were packing lunches for the homeless. When they started to discuss their own home lives, one said, “Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “Why don’t you just leave him then?” asked her friend. “Oh! Not yet.” the first replied, “I’d…
Chrislam, Conservadox and Other Oxymorons
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Look at it this way: there’s a great big hodge-podge of religious beliefs, bumping up against one another, each catching the religious residue of its neighbor. Chrislam, Conservadox, and Cashews are just some of the oxymorons that make up this interesting and often humorous mix of religions. Chrislam is a sect where followers recognize both…
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