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HMO Heaven
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Daily Joke A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter speaks with them and asks them what good they have done in their lives. The doctor says, “I have devoted my life to the sick and needy and have…
Seventeen Chapters of Mark
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Daily Joke A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the Gospel of Mark. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read tall of the chapters of scripture beforehand.” The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. …
Tough Old Cowboy
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Daily Joke A tough old cowboy from Eastern Oregon counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103. When he died he left behind 14 children, 30…
Mountain of Wishes
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Daily Joke Three men visit the mountain of wishes where, if you jump off and say your wish you’ll get it. So the first guy jumps and says I wanna be famous, POOF he’s famous. The second guy jumps and says I wanna be rich, POOF he’s a trillionaire. Finally, the third guy goes trips…
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