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HMO Heaven
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Daily Joke A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter speaks with them and asks them what good they have done in their lives. The doctor says, “I have devoted my life to the sick and needy and have…
Seventeen Chapters of Mark
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Daily Joke A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the Gospel of Mark. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read tall of the chapters of scripture beforehand.” The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. …
The Lord Will Provide
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One day in a small town during really stormy weather, the town begins to flood. Everyone rushes to lifeboats and begins to flee. But in a church a priest sits on the alter and does not move. A man runs up to him. Man- “Father, come quickly, we have a lifeboat ready for you.” Priest-…
Valuable Book
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Daily Joke A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody- or-other had printed it. “Not Gutenberg?” gasped the collector. “Yes, that was it!” “You idiot! You’ve thrown away one…
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