Religious Jokes Archives

Daily Joke Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed arbiter of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several residents were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, […]

Daily Joke SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are. DEMENTIA: I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas. NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me. MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and […]

Daily Joke Three pastors met and were talking over conditions at their churches. The first pastor said, “You know, since summer started, I’ve been having trouble with mice in my church. I’ve tried everything – noise, cats, spray – nothing […]

Daily Joke A student was heading home for Christmas. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, “I’d like you to send my […]

“To my wonderful wife Betty, five million dollars and my entire estate.” “To my loving son Joe, seventy percent of the business and our mansion in Florida” “To my beautiful daughter Jill, one million dollars and my Rolls Royce” “To […]

Daily Joke One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people. The older you get, the better you realize you were. If God dropped acid, would he see people? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why […]

Daily Joke Mr. Jones goes to confession and says to his priest, “Bless me father, for I have sinned. It’s been four weeks since my last confession, and I have committed the sin of adultery.” The priest says, “Was it […]

Daily Joke At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. Later in the week his mother […]

1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn’t published in a referred journal. 5. Some doubt He wrote it by Himself. 6. He may have created the world, […]

Three ministers are talking over lunch and before long find themselves discussing how much of the weekly offering is appropriate to keep and how much to give to the Lord. The first minister says, “I just draw a line on […]