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As I get ready to make love,
guide me to be
a giver and getter of gifts.

Sometimes receiving pleasure
is beyond reach for me.
But not tonight.
This time it will be about us,
not my shopping list, the kids
or my petty complaints.
Just us.

Please provide me
with the peace of mind
to be in the moment.

Rachel Lee, Prayables

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She figured if she bought it at Bloomingdale’s, she could talk about it… orgasm. Orgasm is the hottest selling color in the NARS line of cosmetics. Imagine the discussion when a plucky marketing maven suggested that name for a lip gloss!

Joni wants to talk about orgasms with her closest friends. But understandably, she tiptoes carefully around the subject. It’s actually a spiritual conversation she wants to have, not a sexual one. The way she figures it, God is in the orgasm, the purest form of physical pleasure.

There’s carefully worded religious doctrine about the role of orgasm in procreation. Joni’s not buying it. Not completely anyway. Her desire for children doesn’t come from between her legs. It comes from her heart. She believes it’s possible God wanted to give His children a gift so grand, that He created the most intense bodily sensation.

Joni hasn’t brought up the topic of orgasms in her Bible study group. She hasn’t had a sit-down with her Pastor to talk about it either. Yet having frank talk about orgasm is one of the things she dearly wants to do. Joni’s thinking about asking the clerk at the cosmetic counter if she has a few minutes to ponder the other “O” word. Just kidding. What she will do is share this article with her friends, attached with a note – “What do you think?

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A 1st grade school teacher had 24 students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds!

1. Don’t change horses…until they stop running.

2. Strike while the…bug is close.

3. It’s always darkest before…Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of…termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but…how?

6. Don’t bite the hand that…looks dirty.

7. No news is…impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a…Mr.

9. You can’t teach an old dog new…math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you’ll…stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust…me.

12. The pen is mightier than the…pigs.

13. An idle mind is…the best way to relax.

14. Where there’s smoke there’s…pollution.

15. Happy the bride who…gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is…not much.

17. Two’s company, three’s…the Musketeers.

18. Don’t put off till tomorrow what…you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and…you have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as…Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not…spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don’t succeed…get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you…see in the picture on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind…get out of the way.

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“There’s only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that’s your own self.”
Aldous Huxley

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