Daily Joke

A Texan is visiting Israel, and feeling thirsty, he stops at a house along  the road. “Can you give me a drink of water?” asks the Texan.
“Of course,” says the Israeli, and invites the Texan to come in.
“What do you do?” says the Texan.”I raise a few chickens,” says the Israeli.
“Really?” says the Texan. “I’m also a farmer. How much land do you have?”

“Well”, says the Israeli, “out front it’s fifty meters, as you can see, and in the back we have close to a hundred meters of property. And what about your place?”
“Well”, says the Texan, “on my ranch, I have breakfast and get into the car, and I drive and drive…and I don’t reach the end of the ranch until dinnertime.”
“Really,” replies the Israeli. “I used to have a car like that.”