Daily Joke
“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”
– Anonymous
“There is no snooze button for a cat that wants breakfast.”
-Anonymous
“In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.”
– English proverb
“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.”
– Ellen Perry Berkeley
“One cat just leads to another.”
– Ernest Hemingway
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.”
– Joseph Wood Krutch
“People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.”
– Faith Resnick
“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
– Hippolyte Taine
“There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.”
– Anonymous
“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”
– Albert Schweitzer
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.”
– Ernest Menaul
“No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.”
– Anonymous
“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
– Colette
“Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.”
– Missy Dizick
“You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.”
– Colonial American proverb
“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.”
– Joseph Wood Krutch
“Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.”
– John S. Nichols
“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.”
— Leonardo Da Vinci
“Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.”
— Anonymous
“Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
— Robert A. Heinlein
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