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“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”
- Anonymous

“There is no snooze button for a cat that wants breakfast.”
-Anonymous

“In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.”
- English proverb

“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.”
- Ellen Perry Berkeley

“One cat just leads to another.”
- Ernest Hemingway

“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”

“Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.”
- Joseph Wood Krutch

“People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.”
- Faith Resnick

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
- Hippolyte Taine

“There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.”
- Anonymous

“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”
- Albert Schweitzer

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.”
- Ernest Menaul

“No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.”
- Anonymous

“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
- Colette

“Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.”
- Missy Dizick

“You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.”
- Colonial American proverb

“Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.”
- Joseph Wood Krutch

“Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.”
- John S. Nichols

“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.”
– Leonardo Da Vinci

“Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.”
– Anonymous

“Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
– Robert A. Heinlein

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