Daily Joke

Three pastors met and were talking over conditions at their churches. The
first pastor said, “You know, since summer started, I’ve been having
trouble with mice in my church. I’ve tried everything – noise, cats, spray
– nothing seems to scare them away.”
The second pastor said, “Yeah, my church too. There are hundreds of them
living in the church basement. I’ve set traps and even called in an expert
exterminator. Nothing has worked so far.”
The third pastor said, “I’ve had the same problem. So I baptized all mine
and made them members of the church. Haven’t seen one of them since!

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