Our Lady of Weight Loss

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Weighty Confession Archives

Weighty Confession: “I Feel So Polluted!”

Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss, Forgive Me for I Have Sinned My friend and I went to The Heartland Diner south of town for lunch, to celebrate the first day of snow here. It’s a perfect greasy-spoon diner, with […]

Weighty Confession: Forgive Me for I Have Sinned

Cin from Sin City confesses to Our Lady of Weight Loss and is forgiven!  You, too, can receive forgiveness from the patron saint of permanent fat removal. Simply leave your sin in the comment section below and know that All […]

Weight Loss Sins: How Much Do Thong Underpants Weigh?

Today, Our Lady of Weight Loss offers a tasty tidbit of weight loss levity. “Thunder Pants,” confesses her ‘weighty sins’ and receives forgiveness. What’s your dietary sin? Lighten your load here! Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss ~ Forgive me […]

Weighty Confession: Platters Full of Punishment

Many of us have been known to scoff down one piece of cake, beat ourselves up, feel rotten to the core, and then have another slice of the Devil’s food to soothe. Our fat cells multiply – our pants tighten […]

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26 Thanksgiving Quotes -- After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.
A few years ago, I started a fun Thanksgiving tradition! I asked those who would be celebrating with us to email me their fav

posted 11:46:26am Nov. 20, 2014 | read full post »

SAY WHAT? Student Refuses To Be Weighed; Sent to Principal
Did you hear about Ireland Hobert-Hoch, the student from Southeast Polk Junior High in Pleasant Hill, Iowa, who ref

posted 12:58:05pm Nov. 19, 2014 | read full post »

Kick in the Tush Tuesday: How to Lose 10 Pounds in 3 Minutes?
Tushkateers (members of the Kick in the Tush Club), devotees of Our Lady of Weight Loss,

posted 1:47:34pm Nov. 18, 2014 | read full post »

Puzzled? A Sinfully Satisfying Thanksgiving Guide!
Our Lady of Weight Loss received a ton of complimentary mail (e-wise and otherwise) with regard to her Hal

posted 12:09:50pm Nov. 17, 2014 | read full post »

Thanksgiving QUIZ: How Ill-Mannered Are YOU?
Dearest Devotees of Our Lady of Weight Loss, Tushkateers and all who have mysteriously landed on th

posted 10:36:05am Nov. 13, 2014 | read full post »


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