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Our Lady of Weight Loss

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Weighty Confession Archives

Weighty Confession: Pass the Yankee Doodle

Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss,  My sins are two-fold — in thought and in deed. For close to a half a century (give or take a couple of decades, if you will), I have mercilessly beaten myself up each […]

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Weighty Confession: “I Feel So Polluted!”

Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss, Forgive Me for I Have Sinned My friend and I went to The Heartland Diner south of town for lunch, to celebrate the first day of snow here. It’s a perfect greasy-spoon diner, with […]

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Weighty Confession: Forgive Me for I Have Sinned

Cin from Sin City confesses to Our Lady of Weight Loss and is forgiven!  You, too, can receive forgiveness from the patron saint of permanent fat removal. Simply leave your sin in the comment section below and know that All […]

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Weight Loss Sins: How Much Do Thong Underpants Weigh?

Today, Our Lady of Weight Loss offers a tasty tidbit of weight loss levity. “Thunder Pants,” confesses her ‘weighty sins’ and receives forgiveness. What’s your dietary sin? Lighten your load here! Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss ~ Forgive me […]

Weighty Confession: Platters Full of Punishment

Many of us have been known to scoff down one piece of cake, beat ourselves up, feel rotten to the core, and then have another slice of the Devil’s food to soothe. Our fat cells multiply – our pants tighten […]

Weighty Confessions: Bare Your Soul, Lose Weight

As we all know, but from time to time benefit from being reminded … … those who reach their weight loss goals are the people who get back on the wagon again and again. Those who succeed experience setbacks as […]

WEIGHTY CONFESSION: Mid-Night Eatery’s shockingly sinful loophole!

Confess your dietary transgressions and weighty sins.  Receive forgiveness from Our Lady of Weight Loss, the patron saint of permanent fat removal.  You’ll feel ‘lighter’ for it!!! Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss ~ Forgiven me, for I have sinned. […]

Thunder Pants, Under Pants: A Weighty Weigh-In

Kick in the Tush Club member in good standing, “Thunder Pants,” confesses her ‘weighty sins’ to Our Lady of Weight Loss and receives forgiveness. What’s your dietary sin?

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