Our Lady of Weight Loss

Our Lady of Weight Loss

Puzzled? Monday, Monday?

Monday, Monday Is the Day?  ~ Janice Taylor, Weight Loss Coach, Hypnotherapist, Author, Artist, Positarian

Monday, Monday Is the Day? ~ Janice Taylor, Weight Loss Coach, Hypnotherapist, Author, Artist, Positarian

Monday, Monday?   Our Lady of Weight Loss wants to know.  Is today The Monday that you’ve been talking about?  You know, the Monday, the Date that you were going to Catch Up On All Matters that Warranted Action?  The Monday that you were going to Get to the Gym?  The Monday that you were going to Start Healthy Eating Plan?

As you click through this week’s Puzzled? Get Jiggy Weight Loss JigSaw Puzzle, “Monday, Monday?” consider what you were going to do and if not realistic, then erase it from your list.

Do or Do Not. There’s no point to self-torture.  Is there?

Send e-CARD Puzzled, Monday Monday to a friend!

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Spread the Word-–NOT the icing!

Janice Taylor

Weight Loss Coach, Hypnotherapist,
Happiness Expert, Author, Artist, Positarian
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15 Halloween Quotes: Lick Something Sweet, Laugh Like a Witch, Zuk Blood

Our Lady of Weight Loss: Halloween Words of WisdomWhether you “vant to zuk blood,” or laugh like a witch, or even lick something sweet, here are 15 Halloween Quotes that will put you in the mood!

Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble. ~ William Shakespeare

I think if human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. Wouldn’t life be more interesting that way? And now that I think about it, why the heck don’t they? Who made the rule that everybody has to dress like sheep 364 days of the year? Think of all the people you’d meet if they were in costume every day. People would be so much easier to talk to – like talking to dogs. ~ Douglas Coupland

The farther we’ve gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we’ve come to need Halloween. ~ Paula Curan

Haunt an old house.
Ask for a treat.
Laugh like a witch.
Lick something sweet.
Offer a trick.
Wander a maze.
Echo a boo.
Exclaim the phrase—
Normal’s unnatural on Halloween! ~ Richelle E. Goodrich

Never put your faith in a Prince. When you require a miracle, trust in a Witch. ~ Catherynne M. Valente

The first time I called myself a ‘Witch’ was the most magical moment of my life. ~ Margot Adler

Did you know that at one time trick-or-treating was stopped? It’s true. During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. ~ Linda Bozzo

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~ Author Unknown

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. ~ Erma Bombeck

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. ~ Emily Dickinson

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story. ~ Mason Cooley

I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. ~ Henry David Thoreau

Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….
~Nicholas Gordon

Nothing beats a haunted moonlit night on All Hallows Eve…. And on this fatal night, at this witching time, the starless sky laments black and unmoving. The somber hues of an ominous, dark forest are suddenly illuminated under the emerging face of the full moon. ~Kim Elizabeth

I vant to zuk your blood.” He waved his black gloved hands above his head as he tried out his awful Transylvanian accent. “You vish,” She replied. ~ J.L. Bryan

Boo!

For more scary weight loss (ha!), join Our Lady of Weight Loss’s Kick in the Tush Club/FB!

And–for the full skinny sign up for Janice Taylor’s (monthly) Kick in the Tush Club newsletter!

Spread the Word-–NOT the icing!

Janice Taylor, Life and Wellness Coach,
Weight Loss Expert, Author, Artist, Positarian
——————————————————————————-
For the best life, wellness and weight loss wisdom,
visit Janice: Our Lady of Weight Loss
Sign up for the Kick in the Tush Club newsletter!

Double Feature: Sweet Surrender Guide to Halloween and No Sugar Halloween Treats

No Sugar Halloween Treats

No Sugar Halloween Treats

Our Lady of Weight Loss's Halloween Candy Counter

Our Lady of Weight Loss wishes you a Happy Halloween!

Two for the price of one!  Your Sweet Surrender Guide to Halloween and some ideas for No Sugar Halloween Treats!

Tushkateer Judy R. sent me a few photos of the Trick or Treat bag that she created along with the fun, colorful and magnificent Halloween bracelets that she crocheted to put in the bags! All you need to make these no sugar bracelets is a little yarn, a crochet hook and a single stitch!  Which, by the way, is really easy, ’cause even I can manage it!

Consider giving out no-sugar treats!  Stickers, coins, fun erasers  (I saw some eyeball ones at Target) are always a good idea.  Keep thinking and share your ideas with other Tushkateers on our FB page!

Join Our Lady of Weight Loss’s Kick in the Tush Club/FB!

And–for the full skinny sign up for Janice Taylor’s (monthly) Kick in the Tush Club newsletter!

Spread the Word-–NOT the icing!

Janice Taylor, Life and Wellness Coach,
Weight Loss Expert, Author, Artist, Positarian
——————————————————————————-
For the best life, wellness and weight loss wisdom,
visit Janice: Our Lady of Weight Loss
Sign up for the Kick in the Tush Club newsletter!

Kick in the Tush Tuesday: Halloween, Primary Point of Entry to the Holiday Season?

"Your gain is my pain. Call me."  ~  Janice Taylor,  Anti-Gravity Coach, Helping You to Rise Above and Go Beyond (self-Imposed) Limitations

“Your gain is my pain. Call me.” ~ Janice Taylor, Anti-Gravity Coach, Helping You to Rise Above and Go Beyond (self-Imposed) Limitations

As Halloween (which is—by the way—but a few days away) signifies for the majority of us the beginning of the holiday season, I thought it appropriate to talk about the mouth. Yes, the mouth! Your mouth, my mouth, the mouth that is in actuality the primary point of entry into your sacred body.

When you fill your physical mouth with unhealthy foods, too much food, or bad air, it will block your energy and have a negative effect on your body.

In addition, if you don’t take care of all that is in your mouth (gums, teeth, tongue, et al.), or if your words are peppered with negativity, another type of block will form. Your energy and life flow will be compromised and your body will be negatively affected.

Our Lady of Weight Loss asks that you chew on the above information. Consider giving more thought and meaning to what you put in your mouth, as well as what comes out of your mouth!

Speak right. Eat right. Smile.
Sometimes it’s that simple!

For more Halloween happiness,  join Our Lady of Weight Loss’s Kick in the Tush Club/FB!

And–for the full skinny sign up for Janice Taylor’s (monthly) Kick in the Tush Club newsletter!

Spread the Word-–NOT the icing!

Janice Taylor, Life and Wellness Coach,
Weight Loss Expert, Author, Artist, Positarian
——————————————————————————-
For the best life, wellness and weight loss wisdom,
visit Janice: Our Lady of Weight Loss
Sign up for the Kick in the Tush Club newsletter!

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