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Our Lady of Weight Loss

Our Lady of Weight Loss

National Lasagna Day

Our Lady of Weight Loss celebrates National Lasagna Day with a noodle and a prayer. Join her!
Today is National Lasagna Day and Our Lady of Weight Loss is in the kitchen, humming a happy tune, as she whips up her favorite dish … Lasagna, of course! She wanted me to share her recipe with you.
Because Our Lady of Weight Loss is often in conversation with divine forces, she isn’t always paying strict attention to what she is doing and her measurements and instructions are sometimes a bit foggy. But hey, can’t have everything. She is fun and she does keep weight loss ‘lite.’
Our Lady of Weight Loss’s KICK TUSH LASAGNA
Ingredients:
Lasagna noodles
1 container (15 ounces) low-fat ricotta cheese
1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese
1 egg, lightly beaten
2 egg whites, lightly beaten
2 jars marinara sauce (26 oz.) (read label – no more than 60 calories per serving)
1 bag (12 oz) shredded low-fat mozzarella cheese
salt and pepper to taste
Instructions:
Preheat oven to 375°F. Spray 13X9-inch baking pan with nonstick cooking spray.
Cook pasta according to box; drain.
Beat egg whites and egg vigorously!
Mix in ricotta, parmesan
Fold in eggs
Salt and Pepper to taste.
Pour 2 cups marinara sauce over bottom of prepared pan
Place lasagna pasta strips on top of sauce
Top with half of ricotta mixture and 1 cup mozzarella
Repeat layers of marinara sauce, pasta and ricotta mixture.
Top with 1/2 the bag of mozzarella, remaining marinara sauce and then finally the last of the mozzarella.
Cover with foil; bake until bubbly. Uncover and bake an additional 5 minutes or until cheese is yum-delicious melted.
Let it “breathe” for 10 minutes or so before serving.
Pray and give thanks.

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We love our bread,
we love our butter,
but most of all,
we love each other.
Thanks for the grub.
Amen

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Spread the word … NOT the icing,
Janice

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Janice Taylor is a Life & Wellness Coach, specializing in weight loss, reinvention, transformation & happiness, author, seminar leader and 50-pound-BIG-Time-LOSER! Write Janice for an Introductory Coaching Session.
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Pick up a copy of Janice’s latest: All Is Forgiven, Move ON ~ Our Lady of Weight Loss’s 101 Fat-Burning Steps on Your Journey to Sveltesville!
“Janice Taylor is a certain kind of kooky genius ~ see if her idiosyncratic diet plan will work for you.” ~ O, The Oprah Magazine
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More to Love FOX: Wheel of rejection?

Fat Suit.jpgOur Lady of Weight Loss, the patron saint of permanent fat removal, puts a humorous fat-melting spin on the cookie cutter, diced and spliced TV reality show, More to Love.
More to Love a.k.a. the Fatchelor, as it is now being dubbed by many, was pretty much a cookie cutter spliced, diced and edited reality show. Lukewarm Luke greets the Rubenesque gals, as mildly bitchy remarks are staged, a pool stunt pulled off, a few kisses planted (which make me kind of queasy due to my unwillingness to date a guy and watch him kiss a gaggle of girls and then lay one on me … yuk on so many levels), and finally, the ubiquitous tears, followed by the ring ceremony.
I was slightly offended when L.L. vows, “to open my heart and accept you the weight (oops … way) that you are.” Am I crazy, but doesn’t that imply that there is something ‘wrong’ with you, but he’s so ‘big’ that he’s willing to overlook it? If someone said to me, “I’m willing to accept you the way that you are,” I’d don’t think I’d say “thank you, you’re so great.” Anyway, that’s just me.
I also thought it would have been way more exciting and fair, if at the point in the show just before L.L. announces who he is ultimately rejecting, Emme, the plus size model host, enters the picture. Only this time maybe she could ‘act’ alive and animated. Currently, she displays zero emotion, zero personality.
Emme comes out, all alive and wearing something colorful, and in Vanna White style she announces, “Five people must leave tonight. Before L.L. sends you packing, we are offering you an opportunity to leave – voluntarily – with dignity. If you feel that ultimately L.L. is not the guy for you, or the risk of staying and being rejected is too overwhelming, please step forward, and spin the Wheel of Rejection.”
One or two candidates step forward and give that wheel a good spin. Will the wheel stop at $100,000 … or on ‘sports car?’
Cleary, I haven’t worked out all the details of my version of More to Love. What if everyone stepped forward?
Still the question remains, would you rather marry L.L. and grill meat side by side forever and a day, or drive away with your hair blowing in the wind in the sports car of your choice, feeling good about yourself? How much of a prize would it take for you to leave the show early?
More Reality TV:
More to Love: Empower or Exploit?
Kim Kardashian: Sex Tapes and Weight Loss Cleanses
Drop Dead Diva: Judging Fat People
Spread the word … NOT the icing,
Janice

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Janice Taylor is a Life & Wellness Coach, specializing in weight loss, reinvention, transformation & happiness, author, seminar leader and 50-pound-BIG-Time-LOSER! Write Janice for an Introductory Coaching Session.
For more motivation and inspiration, join the Kick in the Tush Club: Beliefnet Chapter.
Pick up a copy of Janice’s latest: All Is Forgiven, Move ON ~ Our Lady of Weight Loss’s 101 Fat-Burning Steps on Your Journey to Sveltesville!
“Janice Taylor is a certain kind of kooky genius ~ see if her idiosyncratic diet plan will work for you.” ~ O, The Oprah Magazine
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More to Love: Empower or exploit?

janice before-after postcard copy.jpgOur Lady of Weight Loss, the patron saint of permanent fat removal, wonders, “Will Fox’s new TV show, “More to Love,” exploit or empower women? ‘Tune in’ tomorrow to read her always honest and to the point review, hot off the Kick in the Tush Club press.
Our Lady of Weight Loss, eagerly awaits tonight’s Fox premiere of More to Love,” a television show that was inspired by the success of “Bachelor” and “The Biggest Loser.
OLofWL is curious to ‘meet’ the 20 contestants that Fox Television has cast as ‘real women.’ What does a ‘real woman’ look like? How does a ‘real woman’ talk, walk, and act? Is this show really ‘for the rest of us?’ Where are these women from and what do they do for a living? I mean, how ‘regular’ are they? Are they pretty or plain? What does a non-traditional attractive person look like?
Will it be tacky? Or moving? Will OLofWL feel for those who have never gone on a date, a second date? Will the producers of the show empower these women or exploit them? How many tears will be shed?
Our Lady of Weight Loss wonders about Luke Conley, the 330 pound real estate developer. Does he deserve their love?
Who are the sponsors? How many food commercials will be thrust upon us?
And finally, is this show really worth a full hour of our time?
More Reality TV:
Dance Your A** Off
Is the BIGGEST LOSER making us fat?
Undying Love: Tori and Dean
Spread the word … NOT the icing,
Janice
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Follow Janice on Twitter:
Facebook!
Janice Taylor is a Life & Wellness Coach, specializing in weight loss, reinvention, transformation & happiness, author, seminar leader and 50-pound-BIG-Time-LOSER! Write Janice for an Introductory Coaching Session.
For more motivation and inspiration, join the Kick in the Tush Club: Beliefnet Chapter.
Pick up a copy of Janice’s latest: All Is Forgiven, Move ON ~ Our Lady of Weight Loss’s 101 Fat-Burning Steps on Your Journey to Sveltesville!
“Janice Taylor is a certain kind of kooky genius ~ see if her idiosyncratic diet plan will work for you.” ~ O, The Oprah Magazine
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Kim and Kloe Kardashian: How to turn a 15-minute sex tape into a ‘miracle’ weight loss cure

janice before-after postcard copy.jpgAs Kim and Kloe Kardashian launch their new diet product, “Quick Trim” – a lemonade cleanse set to hit the GNC shelves in August – Our Lady of Weight Loss offers a red-hot Kick in the Tush!
Kim and Kloe Kardashian have partnered with GNC to launch “Quick Trim,” their version of the lemonade cleanse, this summer. Before you buy into the latest diet miracle, consider this:
Kim’s foray into fame and fortune was via a sex tape with Ray J, Brandy’s brother. In addition to having her own clothing line and representing numerous products, Kim also signed with Nivea to be a part of the ‘girls with curves and cellulite’ rock campaign.
Kloe, who exercises daily, reportedly eats little past noon and limits herself to one glass of champagne per girly girl outing, says that their special lemonade elixir helped her to shed 20 pounds.
Our Lady of Weight Loss wants to remind you that there are no quick fixes, no miracle cures, no magic bullets and that liquid diets and lemonade cleanses are not sustainable. Further, Our Lady of Weight Loss is curious to know, “Are the Kardashian girls coming from a clean and authentic helping place or is this all about show me the money?”
Remember, our goal is to permanently remove excess weight, NOT to lose weight and then find it … again!
Might the latest miracle cure be just another ‘Stay Fat Strategy in disguise?’
Think about that as you pass this “Kick in the Tush” forward.
Celebrity Weight:
Kirstie Alley: Stuck in a fat suit?
Kelly Clarkson’s Weight Gain
Angelina Jolie vs. Susan Boyle: What is beauty?
Spread the word … NOT the icing,
Janice
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Follow Janice on Twitter:
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Janice Taylor is a Life & Wellness Coach, specializing in weight loss, reinvention, transformation & happiness, author, seminar leader and 50-pound-BIG-Time-LOSER! Write Janice for an Introductory Coaching Session.
For more motivation and inspiration, join the Kick in the Tush Club: Beliefnet Chapter.
Pick up a copy of Janice’s latest: All Is Forgiven, Move ON ~ Our Lady of Weight Loss’s 101 Fat-Burning Steps on Your Journey to Sveltesville!
“Janice Taylor is a certain kind of kooky genius ~ see if her idiosyncratic diet plan will work for you.” ~ O, The Oprah Magazine
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