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#KickTush: 5 Happy Steps – Smile and The Scales Of Injustice Will Smile with You?

Recently, a client confessed that the number on the scales of injustice determines her mood for the day.  She is not alone, is she?  For those who have way too much invested in “that” number, here are some tips on […]

Anti-Gravity Wednesday: How to Strut Your Stuff While Wearing a Bathing Suit?

This past weekend (yes, Memorial Day Weekend), Our Lady of Weight Loss and I headed to the beach.  It was too cool for a swim, for sure, and too traumatic to step into a bathing suit, for sure.  For both […]

Weight Loss Sins: How Much Do Thong Underpants Weigh?

Today, Our Lady of Weight Loss offers a tasty tidbit of weight loss levity. “Thunder Pants,” confesses her ‘weighty sins’ and receives forgiveness. What’s your dietary sin? Lighten your load here! Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss ~ Forgive me […]

Puzzled? Send a Weird, Phallic, Prickly postcard to a friend!

This week’s Get Jiggy Weight Loss JigSaw Puzzle is inspired by a photo I took at Tohono Chul Gardens in Tucson, which FB friend Trudy said was “weird, phallic & prickly!”  Trudy’s right!!! Remember: 1.  clicking burns calories. 2.  Time […]

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#OneWord Thursday: #Loss - Letting Go Is the Lesson
I’ve often wondered how the words “weight loss” resonate with our psyche. The mere mention of either word often b

posted 11:29:27am Aug. 28, 2014 | read full post »

What Happens If You Don't Have Loving Parents?
If you don’t have loving parents, then you had better learn to be a loving parent to yourself. ~ Anonymous Life is about love. Plai

posted 1:30:59pm Aug. 27, 2014 | read full post »

Kick in the Tush Tuesday: Are You a Food Victim?
Definition of a victim:  a person to whom life happens. ~ Peter McWilliams Are You a Fo

posted 7:37:37am Aug. 26, 2014 | read full post »

#Puzzled? No Need to Shoot!
As you click through this week's Get Jiggy Weight Loss JigSaw Puzzle, "No Need to Shoot," remember:  No matter what dietary transgression may have taken place, no matter what the scales of injustice are registering, there's no need to shot.  As Our Lady of Weight Loss, the patron saint of perm

posted 2:06:58pm Aug. 25, 2014 | read full post »

Prickly Prayer: Dear Our Lady of the Hair Trigger?
This morning,  while thumbing through a copy of Our Lady of Weight Loss:  Miraculous and Motivational Musings from the Patron Saint of Permanent Fat Removal, I came across a Prickly Prayer that hit the trigger spot, so to speak.   It was a good reminder and reading it gave me the anti-trigger bo

posted 12:23:04pm Aug. 22, 2014 | read full post »


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