Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss,  My sins are two-fold — in thought and in deed. For close to a half a century (give or take a couple of decades, if you will), I have mercilessly beaten myself up each and every time I took even one bite of the Devil’s Cake, much less polished…

Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss, Forgive Me for I Have Sinned My friend and I went to The Heartland Diner south of town for lunch, to celebrate the first day of snow here. It’s a perfect greasy-spoon diner, with all homemade food and lots of truckers and farmers in their seed caps and coveralls.…

Cin from Sin City confesses to Our Lady of Weight Loss and is forgiven!  You, too, can receive forgiveness from the patron saint of permanent fat removal. Simply leave your sin in the comment section below and know that All Is Forgiven, Move On, or join Our Lady of Weight Loss’s KICK in the TUSH…

Today, Our Lady of Weight Loss offers a tasty tidbit of weight loss levity. “Thunder Pants,” confesses her ‘weighty sins’ and receives forgiveness. What’s your dietary sin? Lighten your load here! Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss ~ Forgive me for I have sinned. I fear that I have sunken down to a new all-time…

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