This morning, over a cup of coffee, Our Lady of Weight Loss and I were having a deep discussion on the importance of waking up on the right side of the bed. You know, the side of the bed that starts the day with a twinkle in your eye and a smile in your heart.
We shared our favorite wake up quotes with each other as well as a few deep belly laughs, and then Our Lady of Weight Loss, the patron saint of permanent fat removal encouraged me to share these quotes with you (more like ordered me to do so).
The quotes range from amusing to funny, thought provoking to ridiculous … but the one thing that they are not, is heavy!!! Both OLofWL and I are serious about permanent fat removal, but not heavy. You can quote me on that!!!
NOW … Please do read through these quotes and VOTE (OLofWL is hoping that you will participate)! Which one of these quotes most bring a smile to your face, a twinkle to your eye … delight your soul???
“Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.” ~ Neil Gaiman
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.”~ Benjamin Franklin
“I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you’re doing something.” ~ Jim Morrison
“I like cinnamon rolls, but I don’t always have time to make a pan. That’s why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all I’d rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.” ~ Mitch Hedberg
“Today is going to be a…less bad day. I can feel it. Sometimes I wake up and know everything is going to be…less bad.” ~ Ally McBeal (fictional character)
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