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Rise & Grind Wednesday: A POLL – Cinnamon Flavored WAKE UP Quotes

This morning, over a cup of coffee, Our Lady of Weight Loss and I were having a deep discussion on the importance of waking up on the right side of the bed. You know, the side of the bed that starts the day with a twinkle in your eye and a smile in your heart.
We shared our favorite wake up quotes with each other as well as a few deep belly laughs, and then Our Lady of Weight Loss, the patron saint of permanent fat removal encouraged me to share these quotes with you (more like ordered me to do so).
The quotes range from amusing to funny, thought provoking to ridiculous … but the one thing that they are not, is heavy!!! Both OLofWL and I are serious about permanent fat removal, but not heavy. You can quote me on that!!!

Our Lady of Weight Loss is serious about weight loss, but not heavy. ~ Janice Taylor

NOW … Please do read through these quotes and VOTE (OLofWL is hoping that you will participate)! Which one of these quotes most bring a smile to your face, a twinkle to your eye … delight your soul???
“Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.” ~ Neil Gaiman
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.”~ Benjamin Franklin
“I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you’re doing something.” ~ Jim Morrison
“I like cinnamon rolls, but I don’t always have time to make a pan. That’s why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all I’d rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.” ~ Mitch Hedberg
“Today is going to be a…less bad day. I can feel it. Sometimes I wake up and know everything is going to be…less bad.” ~ Ally McBeal (fictional character)

WAKE UP QUOTES!!!
What\\\’s your FAVORITE WAKE UP quote?
Sometimes you wake up … Neil Gaiman
I wake up every morning … Benjamin Franklin
I like any reaction … Jim Morrison
I like cinnamon rolls … Mitch Hedberg
Today is going to be … less bad … Ally McBeal

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Spread the word … NOT the icing,
Janice Taylor

Weight Loss Success Coach
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    Janice,all your wake up quotes makes me LOL but they make sense,lol.
    I seldom wake up having a bad day,it’s probably,as your quote goes,”less bad day” only to me,lol.Thanks to Father and Mother that when i wake up,all i wanna find is my car keys and my gas tank is not empty,lol,and start my car,off to the road and BEEP!!!the door is opened with a show of my picture ID,lol,and the camera is smiling at me and the coffee is ready.I try to smile infront of the camera,lol,i wanted to cry but i do the opposite,lol i smile and laugh,lol.That’s my good morning story Janice,as long as i say Good morning America to my fellow Americans,lol,i am well,soo well,lol.thanks!

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