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JigSaw Sunday: Halloween Riddles, Jokes, Puzzles … Oh My!

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Happy Halloween!!! Greetings to Our Lady of Weight Loss devotees, Tushkateers (members of the Kick in the Tush Club), and those who just happened to have landed on these ‘weighty’ pages!
In addition to your weekly Our Lady of Weight Loss GET JIGGY WEIGHT LOSS JIGSAW PUZZLE which is totally inspired by Halloween, Tushkateer Marsha C. sent me these fun Halloween riddles! Thanks, Marsha!!!
Q. Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A. So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Q. What is Dracula’s favorite restaurant?
A. Murder King
Q. What is a Ghost’s favorite food?
A. HamBoogers
Q. What was the mummies’ diet like?
A. Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us.
Spread the word … NOT the icing,
Janice Taylor
Weight Loss Success Coach
wise * fun * utterly useful

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    lol.janice,who’s eyes are always at the ceiling?lol.there are bats,owls,eagle’s eyes surrounding the workplace not only during halloween janice,these eyes are only like our eyeballs,but they have different sizes and color,lol.These eyes are not scary though,i was never scared,lol,but the that eye seemed to eb scared when i don’t stay on it’s lens,lol.scared maybe to lose focus on me.But,because i am hungry last night,i hid myself from that eyeball,it is always like talking to me to chew my food 15 to 20 times,and if im hungry,i jsut swallow the food,no more intervention,lol,ha!ha!gotcha!lol.I ate just the same vegetable salad,eyeball,lol.
    thanks janice.When i think about eyeballs,i think about my dad who have protruded eyes, got sling shot when he’s younger according to my grandpapa,lol.poor daddy,lol.

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    sorry janice,your name above is very funny,i can’t even write my

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