As I head out to buy candy that I do not like for Halloween (no point in tempting myself!), I am also gathering fun quotes to print and hand out to the adults that accompany the children. I know, very fun and clever! What can I say? I’m doing my absolute best to make Halloween about fun, creativity and less about candy!
Here are my favorites! I encourage you to think outside of the Halloween Candy Bag and find the fun in the accessories. The quotes, the movies, the costume, the laughter, the joy and the spookiness of it all!
“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.” ~ Anonymous
“Eat, drink and be scary.” ~ Anonymous
“A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.” ~ Erma Bombeck
“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” ~ Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls
“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.” ~ George Carlin
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