Luke, the plus-sized bachelor in search of his plus-sized dream wife, narrowed the playing field to two: Malissa, blonde and Christian. Tali, dark and Jewish. And then he headed home, with gals in tow, to his Pa and Ma for their input.
Pa made a point of saying that Malissa who was raised in Southern California was a better choice for Luke. In other words, if you were to read between the lines, he would have preferred that Luke stick to his own kind.
Luke’s mother, clearly the more open-mind parent (they’re divorced, big surprise), preferred Tali, realizing that she was a woman of substance and intelligence.
Tali mentioned, with relief (read between the lines again, please) that Luke was more like his mother than father. After all, when you get married, you marry the person and their family.
At the end of the day (or show), Luke tells Malissa that he loves her but yet … his heart belongs to another. She is understandably shocked. Tears fall. Will she get over him?
Luke proposes to Tali. She says yes.
And they live happily ever after? Well, we’ll see!
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About Our Lady Of Weightloss"Janice Taylor is a 'kooky genius'"
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Janice Taylor is a Weight Loss Coach and Certified Hypnotist, author, artist and motivational speaker. She is the author of Our Lady of Weight Loss: Miraculous and Motivational Musings from the Patron Saint of Permanent Fat Removal and All Is Forgiven, Move On: Our Lady of Weight Loss's 101 Fat-Burning Steps on Your Journey to Sveltesville (publication date May 15, 2008). Janice is also the creator of the popular e-newsletter Kick in the Tush Club and a 50-pound big-time-loser.
Books By Janice:
- Eat This: Lose Weight – Divinely Pious Pears
- Weighty Confession: Forgive Me for I Have Sinned
- Kick in the Tush Tuesday: Rejoice, Your Motivation Is in the Toilet?
- Puzzled? By the #Root
- Eat This: Lose Weight – Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss-Green Eggs and Ham Recipe
- 7 Quotes: Pondering the Meaning of Life
- Weight Loss Sins: How Much Do Thong Underpants Weigh?
- Kick in the Tush Tuesday: how to…Wake Up Happy
- Puzzled? Wise words from the Dowager Countess of Grantham
- Eat This: Lose Weight – Flat not Fat Belly Chili