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Fat Suit.jpgDesperate times call for desperate measures! I woke up bloated this morning, desirous of a flat belly, wishing that there was a magic cure. And then I remembered the healing powers of water.
And so, I took my Our Lady of Weight Loss Sassy Water bottle and downed 4 glasses and prayed! Please join with me!
Dear Our Lady of the Flat Belly,
Please may I thirst for water
and experience with every sassy sip
its miraculous cleansing powers.
May my sins as well as fat belly be washed away
and permanently eliminated from my body.
And please,
May there always be a clean bathroom nearby.
Amen
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Janice
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