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Our Lady of Weight Loss

Our Lady of Weight Loss

August 27: Two Moons, Mars and One Chocolate Moon Pie

ART FUEL STOP.jpgIn celebration of tonight’s astrological event, “Two Moons,” Our Lady of Weight Loss encourages you to gaze upon the midnight sky as Planet Mars, the brightest in our night sky, appears from our earthly perspective to be as large as the full moon and she shares her most sinfully deliciously yet Guilt-Free Moon Pie.
Guilt Free Moon Pie, for those who are craving chocolate but don’t want to get weighed-down by the calories and fat!
Ingredients:
Graham Crackers, Low-Fat
1 Small Box of JELL-O Instant SUGAR-FREE/FAT FREE Chocolate Fudge Pudding Mix(4 serving size)
2 Cups of SKIM Milk
6 Egg Whites + 1.5 Teaspoons of Cream of Tartar + 2 Tablespoons of Raw Sugar
Instructions:
Take a sleeve of graham crackers and break, smash and pulverize into crumbs.
Line a pie plate with them! Put aside.
Make the chocolate pudding (follow instructions on box).
Pour chocolate pudding on top of graham cracker crust. Refrigerate until cold.
Beat egg whites with cream of tartar and sugar, vigorously until fluffy.
Add to top of pie.
Put on moon shaped plates and eat as you gaze upon the mysterious 2 moons!
More scrumptious foods from the OLofWL kitchens!
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Sugar Free Cake for the President
Best Lasagna Ever
Spread the word … NOT the icing!
Janice
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  • http://www.snopes.com/science/astronomy/brightmars.asp Edward

    Um, you know this business about Mars appearing as big as the moon is a hoax, right???

  • Kathleen

    is it okay to eat egg whites that have not been cooked? Even if it is under the moon(s)?

  • Lena

    Is there a KITT club in Chicago?

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