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Pious Project: Great Expectations Garlic-Grater Place Cards

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Create your very first piece of (fun and oh so easy to make) weight loss art! Fun level: 10 / Skill level: 1
Weight Loss Art is something that you create that is about food or the permanent fat removal* process. Take it from me, a 50 pound big-time-loser, it’s hard to eat if there’s glitter and glue on your hands. No kidding! And in the end, time flies, you’re not thinking about food, AND – a bonus – you’ve got something totally cool, fun, awesome to show your friends and family! (It was Our Lady of Weight Loss’s idea for me to make weight loss art. She whispered it to be at that infamous first meeting.)
Great Expectations Garlic-Grater Place Cards
I was shopping for a grater and found these little tiny miniature ones. No more than 2 inches high. How adorable!
Turns out, they are garlic graters. How perfect for place cards for your next dinner party! And your guests can take theirs home and think of you every time they grate garlic.
Supplies:
Magic marker (color of your choice)
Garlic grater
Small hard stock card
Glitter pen
Hole punch
Paper flower
Instructions:
Take magic marker of your choice and color top part of grater. Write your guest’s name on a little card with a glitter pen. Punch a hole through the paper and tie on with a paper flower around the handle!
*Permanent Fat Removal vs. Weight Loss – If you lose it; you will find it!
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