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Giant Baby Caption Contest

posted by Jason Boyett

It’s been an interesting couple of days here at the blog with some excellent (and mostly civil) discussion. I appreciate that.

But now it’s time to lighten things up a bit with a caption contest.

In the comments, submit your own one-line caption for the photo below. I’ll choose my favorite based on creativity and humor and send the winner a free copy of O Me of Little Faith. (Or, if you already have that book, I’ll send one of my others.)

The contest will last until noon (central) tomorrow, at which point I’ll announce the winner.

Ready? Go.

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Scottie H.

posted September 22, 2010 at 10:08 am


Only one volunteer for the burping?



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Chad Estes

posted September 22, 2010 at 10:12 am


“Next year I think the church should go back to having a Christmas Tree in the Foyer.”



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Adam Whitley

posted September 22, 2010 at 10:13 am


Mystery Science Theater 3000 adds a couple cast members and takes on Gerber’s failed “Robot Baby” ad campaign.
//AW



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jwright

posted September 22, 2010 at 10:22 am


I honestly don’t know how these rumors get started. I’m a giant baby and, I guess, some people are jealous of that. I did not take steroids.
No more questions.



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@kelybreez

posted September 22, 2010 at 10:39 am


No, really, Moses, we threw our gold earrings into the fire, and out popped this ginormous baby! I’m serious!



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Scott

posted September 22, 2010 at 10:42 am


D@mn that Rick Moranis!



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Samuel Cline

posted September 22, 2010 at 11:05 am


Apple’s conferences get weirder each year…



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Joshua

posted September 22, 2010 at 11:14 am


Quit being such a big baby and answer my question.



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Josh Wood

posted September 22, 2010 at 11:46 am


“Attention rows 1 and 2: you are in the splash zone.”



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Dwayne Gomez

posted September 22, 2010 at 12:05 pm


Blue-tinted contact lenses look freaky on everyone, including large babies.



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Maria D. @ Downright Domesticity

posted September 22, 2010 at 12:22 pm


“Help me out, guys! I can’t hold this baby up much longer!”



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Cat

posted September 22, 2010 at 1:33 pm


“Praise God! We prayed for our baby to grow healthy and happy, and our prayers were answered. Just not sure how we are going to put him in our car….or in our house…hmm.”



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Gordie

posted September 22, 2010 at 3:01 pm


OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH! Mr Kotter!



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ThatGuyKC

posted September 22, 2010 at 3:57 pm


After a failed attempt to find his birth father, Baby Gulliver started traveling on his own with the circus working as security at the front gate. Only one person successfully bribed their way in with a life-size animal cracker in the shape of a camel.



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Michael Miller

posted September 22, 2010 at 3:57 pm


Mr. Jobs’ Macworld Expo keynote did not address questions concerning apparent liver transplant complications.



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J.J.

posted September 22, 2010 at 4:00 pm


?”Look at all those rattles! I can’t wait to shake ‘em.”



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S. Kyle Davis

posted September 22, 2010 at 4:04 pm


Hi, this is Kyle. Sorry, I was going to write a caption for this photo, but I ended up getting eaten by a giant baby.



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@LaureeAshcom

posted September 22, 2010 at 4:12 pm


in the name of god who is bigger even than you i declare you are healed!



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thevorlon

posted September 22, 2010 at 4:19 pm


“Yes, I have a question. Do you have any plans to take over the gamekeeping duties from your father Hagrid?”



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evan

posted September 22, 2010 at 4:20 pm


apparently, Rick Moranis didn’t learn his lesson



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Brad

posted September 22, 2010 at 4:22 pm


“I see that hand!”



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Bob Gries

posted September 22, 2010 at 4:28 pm


LOL Das wär mal und geiler joke gewesen xD aber was würde dein lebenspartner sagen? xD xD. That’s a helluva big baby.



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Kdjesko

posted September 22, 2010 at 4:43 pm


Childhood obesity conference went a little over the top this year…



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Scott

posted September 22, 2010 at 4:59 pm


Are the reports true that say Jerry Jones has offered has you $50 million a year to play on the Dallas Cowboys’ offensive line?



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Kristie Hammond

posted September 22, 2010 at 6:17 pm


We grow ‘em big in Texas!



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Dan McQuiddy

posted September 22, 2010 at 6:45 pm


Was that number 1 or number 2 because I think we need to know!



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Matt Nolson

posted September 22, 2010 at 6:54 pm


The doctors had tried to keep the news of this giant baby under wraps, but they just keep their excitement bottled up.



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Matt Nolson

posted September 22, 2010 at 6:58 pm


Proof-reading fail.
“The doctors had tried to keep the news of the giant baby under wraps, but they just couldn’t keep their excitement bottled up.



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Catherine

posted September 23, 2010 at 3:10 am


What? You thought I was an old man with a beard sitting on a throne? Nobody gets old in Heaven!



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Cale D. Hawley

posted September 23, 2010 at 9:38 am


“Who wants to give baby a high five?”



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Doug Kaufman

posted September 23, 2010 at 10:26 am


“No, touching the hem of my onesie will not heal your lactose intolerance.”



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Doug Kaufman

posted September 23, 2010 at 10:27 am


Can I post two?
“I see that puny hand; are there others?”



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Scott Perdue

posted September 23, 2010 at 10:48 am


Gulliver’s son, Liriano, was better accepted by the Lilliputians than Gulliver was.



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Rob

posted September 23, 2010 at 11:05 am


That Smoking Indonesian baby has nothing on me! Where the hell is my Cuba Cuba!



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Matthew W

posted September 23, 2010 at 12:02 pm


I don’t know who your sources are, but I categorically deny that I am the source of that unpleasant odor.



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scotty j

posted September 23, 2010 at 12:58 pm


Misunderstanding the question, Gene raised his hand high and unknowingly volunteered to be the baby’s boy toy.



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Jason Boyett

posted September 23, 2010 at 1:01 pm


Thanks for entering, everyone. The comments (and contest) have now been turned off. I’ll announce the winner a bit later.



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